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Old 07-26-2017, 05:57 AM   #31
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Two clowns once found themselves eating a cannibal..

One clown turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong."

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Old 07-27-2017, 04:27 AM   #32
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My ex used to hit me with musical instruments..

..I didn't know that she had a history of violins.
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Old 11-06-2019, 07:51 PM   #33
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What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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Old 11-06-2019, 07:51 PM   #34
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Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2.
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Old 11-06-2019, 07:52 PM   #35
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I asked around what LGBTIQ stood for..

I couldn’t get a straight answer.
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Old 11-19-2019, 06:47 PM   #36
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Went to see The Joker last night and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater..

I thought it was a nice jester.
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Old 11-19-2019, 06:47 PM   #37
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I dialed a suicide hotline in Iraq..

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.
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Old 11-19-2019, 06:48 PM   #38
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What’s the difference between a screw and a bolt?

Screw is what my dad did before I was born.

Bolt is what he did after I was born.
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Old 11-21-2019, 07:45 PM   #39
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You don't need a parachute to skydive..

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Old 11-21-2019, 07:46 PM   #40
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar..

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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