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Not sure how Delaware got grouped geographically with Florida and Texas, but it seems like good company to me! Maybe we got honorary status due to our 90 degree/90% humidity summers (My XV's AC is outstanding, btw).

Wait, I don't have to pull for Big12 or SEC football this fall, do I??
 

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Well, for good football it is the SEC of course.

A Texas A&M Aggie, a Texas Longhorn and an SMU Mustang are handed blindfolds and cigarettes. Asked for their last words, the Longhorn attempts to distract the firing squad by screaming "Earthquake!" The Mustang yells "Tornado!" ......Shrieks the Aggie, "Fire!"

1. What does the average A&M player get on his SATs?
Drool.

2. What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.

3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell.

I'm here all weeks folks be sure to tip your servers!

BTW, Do they play Football in DE? ;)
 

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Umm..yeah. Superbowl MVP Joe Flacco took Delaware to the FCS Championship game in 2007.
 
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